Sunday, January 19, 2014

While the dogs are away, the cats will play!!

Our house is the location of a cold war. Down stairs is the country the URC (United Rooms of Canines) the upstairs is the URF (United Rooms of Felines) There hasn't been any actual fighting as of yet, but things are heating up! There has been the occasional chasing of URF spies who try to infiltrate the URC for intell. There has been one strained conference with a representative of URC coming to URF with mediators from the neutral UNH (United Nations of Humans), but no peace agreement was made. Last night while the citizens of URC were sleeping in the bedroom with the UNH, The URF made a covert strike against the URC, wantonly distroying cherished property (namely 3 Angel figurines and 3 Angel musical water globes) in the URC territory, which unbeknownst to the URF, actually belonged to the UNH. In retaliation, the UNH has embargoed any and all treats to the URF until these covert strikes stop. The URC will be posting sentries at the base of the stairs, and will be leaving the bedroom door open!! The president of the UNH (me) is also considering an embargo on petting and belly scratches should this happen again!!
The citizens of the URF
Peanut,, president of URF

Fluffer, vice president of URF, fraternal twin to the president, it's a small country, population, 2, lol


The population of URC
Sasha Penny, Queen of URC

Jeter Teddy, Alpha of URC

Princess Pea, princess and Head of security.and daughter of Sasha and Jeter

Princess Bean..was named Little Britches but she changed it in her rebellious years She is known throughout the land as the fairest and sweetest of them all. Fraternal twin to Princess Pea and good will Ambassador to URF

Mosby Joseph, beta to URC and Ambassador to URF Immigrated to the URC, 3 years ago and had lived in the same country as the Fluffer-Nutter twins lived before they too immigrated,, and having known them makes him a perfect ambassador.
The population in a group photo with the head of the neutral UNH Ahmari Das
The royal family sitting with fellow head of the UNH Andy Sheffer, husband of Ahmari

UPDATE FEBRUARY 2014
February 5 2014
Negotiations between the URC (dogs) and the URF(cats) are continuing, the meeting between representative Beta Mosby Joseph (Mo-Jo) and the population of URF, Fluffer and Peanut (Fluffer-Nutter) went extremely well. The twin cats let Mo sniff their butts and they all promptly surrounded the president of the UNH as a United front demanding pets, scratches and treats. The president then lifted the embargo against the URF and gave them treats. Unfortunately the next talks did not go so well. Daughter to the Alpha of URC, Princess Pea chased a URF before the mediator from the UNH could intervene and preceded to get in t paw fight, the two smacking and nipping at each other, names were called and feeling we're hurt. Although Fluffer was unarmed, as they were under a different government before moving to the URF and were both declawed and neutered as they had strict laws against scratching and population control, he got a good nip of the Princess' nose! So peace talks have stalled. The Alpha himself, Jeter, traveled to URF to try to repair the damage the small skermish caused but tensions were running too hight to accomplish much
The first peace talks


Ambassador Mo greeting the vice president.

The president greeting the ambassador in the correct feline manor of a stare down. President Peanut won.
Vice-president Fluffer making sure to keep facing the ambassador.
And then......

Vice-president Fluffer and the princess moments after the altercation.

The vice-president and the Head of UNH reaffirming their friendship.

To be continued!!

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